Bob: a list

 This is the face of a guilty dog.

 He just got caught eating Sonny Boys toothbrush that he had stolen off the counter in the kids' bathroom. After this picture he put his head in my lap and begged for forgiveness.

Oh Bob, what am I going to do with you?

I've decided to start a running list of things that Bob has eaten because, well, it's a little weird and it makes me laugh once I see it all together. One lesson I've learned: nothing on the counter is safe. Pretty much nothing anywhere is safe.
Here is the list so far.

1. tube of toothpaste
2. steak off the counter
3. a pan of peanut butter bars left on the counter (loud crash that woke me up at two in the morning = Bob sending the pan flying to the floor)
4. my breakfast off the counter (do you see a trend here?)
5. a banana
6. apple slices
7. tomato
8. countless tubes of chapstick
9. Legos (where do I even start)
10. 3, no wait, 4 toothbrushes
11. a bouncy ball
12. nerf darts--any time he can find one
13. lip gloss
14. enchilada seasoning packet (I actually had to learn to make enchilada sauce from scratch)
15. anything my 2 year old nephew has in his hand
16. something very, very red that he puked up on my new white rug, perhaps number 13.
17. barbie shoe
18. stuffed otter
19. anything he can haul out of the kids garbage cans
20. part of a loaf of bread
21. pineapple 
22. Tinker Toys
23. any wrapper that once contained food
24. crayons
25. anything in my compost pile 

 At least he has nearly stopped puking at this point. He must finally be used to the dog food we have. All that crazy stuff he eats doesn't make him puke but switching his brand of dog food does. That just doesn't seem right.

Next up, things my 10 month old nephew has eaten (or at least attempted to eat) including, but not limited to: sandpaper, dust bunnies, napkins, diapers, paper, a screw, Bob's tail, and dog food. 

Babysitting him was so much easier when he was immobile.